I had just composed this elaborate post about today but then Vista decided to restart to do updates without warning me. I'm pissed. I'm just gonna do bullet points then about today.
- Woke up at 11:45 a.m.
- Decided to go bowling. I rolled a 221 the other day and wanted to do it again.
- Went bowling after returning battery core to Sears.
- Shit bowling.
- Forgot to put slide foot shoe back on after going outside for a break. Slide shoe should never be worn off of lane. Did approach and tried to slide. Fell flat fuck on face shins and knees. Guffaws from observers including a bar regular. Gutter ball. Embarrassment from Hell.
- Game never got above 180 before that and never above 100 after face smash.
- During absolute last game, bowling angry, 30 fucking 1st graders march in right next to me to bowl. It should be legal to execute children that aren't yours.
- Quit game in the middle. Did get a discount because of the kids.
- Went home to play Call of Duty 4 and the console dies again. Just fixed for same problem.
- Deliver console to guys who fixed it the last time. Damn things overheat.
- Cleaned entire house.
- Pissed. Go out drinking later after watching completely boring Sarah Palin "news". Who cares.
- Did get to watch John of Club DeVille tow a Hummer because it's a Hummer and the owner wasn't at the club. Highpoint of the night. He likes to tow asshole-mobiles.
- Went home to nothing. No Xbox.
- Crazed crackey knocks on the door at 2:30 a.m. He's dancing and calls me "boy". I close the door. Thought about calling police. Didn't. Too nice?
- Blog post is eaten by Vista.
- Here now.
- Tomorrow?
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