Everyone that knows me knows that I hate nature. Really hate nature. And the Sun. I really hate the sun. I glow white.
Well, today, my hatred is reinforced. I go outside to rake up a few limbs into the dead limb pile and look down to see what's scratching my bare feet. About 5,000 fire ants.
Fuck nature.
Clearing brush with bare feet? WTF? How long have you lived here? This is TEXAS. We wear shoes, my friend. Shoes.
Posted by: Mr.Beer | October 12, 2008 at 11:19 AM
It was my front yard. Grass and twigs.
Posted by: roo roo | October 12, 2008 at 02:15 PM
Shoes...
Posted by: Mr.Beer | October 13, 2008 at 01:01 AM
Fuck your shoes. The bugs have no right to my feet in MY front yard. I'm gonna destroy them with some fine DDT-type shit. War.
Posted by: roo roo | October 13, 2008 at 04:21 AM
Wait...don't fuck my shoes...
Posted by: Mr. Shoeface | October 13, 2008 at 01:15 PM