Drunken Socks

I'm really really tired of election.

I want election over.  That said, HOLY SHIT!  The Economist!!!  :

Best Obama cover ever?  They endorsed him BTW.  Economist be conservative and shit.

When allergies disappear...

...one tends to smell clearly the horrible nature of the roommate's farts.  God, he's awful.  Just awful.

Best Intervention Ever.

"It's like I'm walking on Sunshine!"

God love her. 


The sister is totally hot. Prozac Nation much? I would guess Joolie and I agree on this point.

God, she's hot.

Sonja Sohn at an Obama rally:

I miss "The Wire".   Just hot.  I'm pretty certain the guy to left of her is a stone cold killer.

Barf.

Shins and steel don't mix.  Double Barf!


Hey! Embedding!

Bowled a...

...167 today.  Getting better but my arm is fatigued from 60ish games this week.  I need a break.

The old dude in the pro shop sure as shit righted my wrongs in form.  I hit that score right after he coached me a bit.  It was like magic.  No kidding.  I'll be bowling 200s shortly.

Okey Dokey.  I bowled, napped and drank today.  That was all.  This keyboard is still awesome.

That backwards "B".

Ok.  I follow college football.  The "victim" is from aggyville.  The link is from Rival's aggy free political/whatever forum.  It's priceless.  Read them defend and then retreat if you dare.  Freeform ratfucking is fun to watch unravel.

Ratfucker thread.

Hi. I'm giddy.

Bowled a 154 today.

Then this:

The greatest single chart ever plotted.

I want to have babies with this chart:

Hey, Shitheads.

I'm trying.  This blog thing is hard without input.  I'm mean to say "comments".  So please comment.  I respond to comments.  I like comments.  Comments encourage me to post more.  You like my posts?  I lead an interesting life.  I would like to share but I do also need people to push me.  So comment more and feel free to share my site with others.  I might just get wild. 

Shortly, my plumbing is backing up.  Toilets won't flush and the downstairs amenities are sure as shit back-flowing.

I got my Obama shirt today for donating $100 or more.  I've given this fucker over $1000 spanning the last year.  Hope and shit.

The plumbing thing is really bugging me.  More than Palin.

God fuck the universe.

Also, anyone named "Dan" needs to add a biographical note to indicate which Dan you are.  There's Apple Dan, former roommate Dan and former landlord Dan.  I'm confused.